#GISTME

Killer skinny jeans, that can kill you?

This is the trend for every lover of jeans that flatter your curvy body. I am talking about the woman with curves. We know a lot of men have embraced the skinny jeans but i still feel sorry for guys that wear them, because it must be very uncomfortable for the circulation to their genitals.

I was watching the WENDY Williams show during the week, that's "the scoop"for the topic and she mentioned a lady in Australia also died from her skinny jeans. it caused an medical condition called; "Compartment syndrome "

This is serious condition where the blood supply around your thighs are cut off and your veins might die off. In short, you might lose one or both of your legs.

Beauty knows no pain! yeah right! I understand you need to be drop dead sexy but is it worth your legs. I seen a lot of young ladies with extremely tight skinny jeans; you are the are prone to this syndrome.

Also know your body types: there are 4 groups:This includes 3 body shape types in each group

1. Pear, Bell, Skittle
2. Brick, Goblet, apple
3. Vase, hour glass, Cello
4. Cornet, Lollipop, column.

Its a good idea to know your body type in order to have a great fitting, read up / research
http://www.denimblog.com/c/a/the-12-womens-body-types-and-jeans-that-will-flatter-each


Know your leg o!, in Nigeria there are 3 types of legs,"K", "1" &" Bow" No comment!

 Ok, a longer loose fitting jacket might have given her a great finish.

 
 Good luck! look good but stay healthy conscious ladies. Dude, get off skinny jeans pls. its so uuuughly!

BOTTOMS UP LADIES?

 SHOULD I DRINK TO THAT? #lookinggood

It is August the month of all things weird but cool. What i mean by this is the weather is not all that predictable. Rains come in sporadically, sun is not friendly at times  but that is not what the topic is about. Enough blabbing nonsense and more serious talk.
Ladies! the fashion of this season goes to two interesting labels. 
"Bottoms up" is not your behinds but dressing based on the bottom you need to put in your ward robe. We are talking "Skirts" simple!
Every girl in Nigeria has at least one black skirt, I guess that is the norm here. Bottoms up means to match your outfit with your skirt first and not the other way round.

Lets try a bit of colour and and a few embellishments. Makay embellishments and Tracy Reese are my two favourite girls for this month on their new designs of skirts and colours.

Nneamaka Nwafo is a Nigerian with a difference and founder of  Makay embellishment. She is also their creative director/ designers for more than. I enjoy wearing a lot of her creations, even when  i put on a bit of weight and i can still put on my clothes with ease. She knows how a woman should look, good!.
 Her designs are pure originality and taking note of your body form. It flatters your curves. She is an artist as well and one major description i have for her creations; would be simplicity with classic designs that are timeless. You can check out her other creations on Facebook, just follow this link: https://www.facebook.com/nneamaka.nwafo?fref=ts

Long Black skirts by Makay Embellishments: style names, blaze, droplets,feather and hypnosis. Ready wear  and available from size 10- 14. Call:+2347063695212

Tracy Reese is an American fashion designer who specializes in women's ready-to-wear clothing, accessories, and home fashions such as linens. She is a board member of the Council of Fashion Designers of America, having been inducted in 2007. For more views on Her creations for follow this link: http://www.vogue.co.uk/fashion/spring-summer-2010/ready-to-wear/tracy-reese

Wrap skirt by Top shop. Simply lovely!

Tracy Reese fluffy with pockets.

Tracy Reese. Sexy, clingy orange print skirt

Zebra prints can never go out of style. design by Tracy Reese.

"TIME TO LOOK GOOD THIS AUGUST.

 SO LADIES YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTTOMS UP! CHEERS!"

HAVE A GREAT MONTH! : )

#GISTME!

How to MAKE UP, and avoid a BREAK UP? 

Hello everybody, Yeah i must apologize for staying away too long on this blog. Welcome to #GISTME in pidgin English, the word means to tell you all some cool things, ideas, stories.

So, I had call from a dear friend who just fought with the love of his life. I pray he doesn't kill after this article but i feel the need to let out the fact that; I have noticed that many Nigerian couples have forgotten to that relationships can be stressful e.g. in Lagos state and quarrels do happen, misgivings, fears from past relations can creep into your new one, if you let them in. There are few things that young ladies and gentlemen should know about how to handle situation and not get tips from "Telemundo" or any of these weird soap operas.

I'll give my Do not go there tips

1. NEVER SHOUT AT YOUR MAN IN PUBLIC OR IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS/ PALS/ FAMILY. NEVER!Save your voice o! Same applies to guys.

   

   No hand gestures, no drama. Be angry but keep your cool. In fact eat first. Try dude.

2. SILENT TREATMENT NEVER WORKS!!! 
   

   

   Ignoring the one your love over an issue would only make matter worst. Do the christian thing, love you neighbour.

3. YOU HAVE  LESS THAN 24HOURS TO RECONCILE. 
   HOW?  This is where you need to be creative. The innovations of IT has not really helped in couples communicating, in fact we have become lazy. To be honest, you need to be creative! Make up sex doesn't really work. Yes! I am saying it to married couples. To say "Sorry" on a budget. Write a note first expressing how you feel, try to accompany it with flowers,  fruit basket or fruits in a big nylon bag (make sure is a fine clean nylon bag)
   

   

   This will cost you minimum N5,000 without the basket.

Lagos state does not have cheap flowers  shops that you go to buy or order.
 So may I suggest you jump the fence and pick one, you could make one by using vegetables like "Ugwu", "Water leaf" and "Shoko"; for laughs, avoid bitter leaf. Or pick random flowery branches, tie them together with a thread first before wrapping with a newspaper. Not a good idea?! Note not all Nigeria woman like flowers. So the task is to think before you act. We hope you know you partner?

"Over the top" Peace basket with nuts added with nice french or California wines, Chocolate and a nice jewellery set. for the lady . that would cost within the range N25,000-30,000 

 If she loves sweets, get her that also along with other things that are not sooo expensive. Put them all in a basket. Send a voice message telling her/him how you are sorry. Write a sweet letter/ note (p.s. less then half the page) attached to basket. That your peace offering.
Fresh fruits from the market, should be hand picked (make sure no rotten ones get in the mix) washed  and packed in a bag or arranged in a basket.  No sane girl can resist fruits.  You can place your orders with Eb'le events for the fruit baskets, call 08141196366.
 I believe there is a promo from 27th-31st for July 2015. 

For the record: DO NOT BUY ANY AFRICAN WOMAN A FRUIT BASKET FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

Whatever you do, make up first with that person you love. Don't get other people to plead/ intercede on your behalf before you do. Try first! then if all fails. You can relax that you made the effort to made fences.

Have a romantic adventure!