HELP A BROTHER OUT
#helpabrotherout
“To be romantic , you have to first be
adventurous”
A lot of young men believe that you need to be super rich to
take a lady out. Okay, I know it’s said that ladies are scarce but babes are
plenty in the market. Unfortunately that statement is very true.
Let me clarified the difference what I mean by the previous
statement; “a lady” has manners, she does not settle to be treated like a maid.
She has values, she may or may not be working, and her age is not the issue
because she could be sixteen. She would never spend the night with you on the
first or even 8th date; in fact not at all. She is cultured, well
read and can speak eloquently (not necessarily in English). She must be respected
and understood. She is submissive but not stupid.
“A Babe” on the other
hand has no vision, no focus; she wears whatever any celebrities that seem to
be in vogue are wearing. She cannot understand the word self respect because
she either underestimate herself or believes that this is old school/old
fashions ideals. She is ready to spend every dime she earns (or steals) on
clothes, human hair, makeup or shoes. Please note that half her conversation is
based on her clothes, labels, and other people. She could be a graduate,
working with a good company and has not problem sleeping with you or her boss.
*wink*
Now, we have that out of the way. Yes! We were discussing
about money and a good first date impression. From my research; most guys
always takes their date to any fast food eatery. I have one word to say to that:
”BORING”. What happened to nice quiet picnics?
Well! I’m here to help a brother out. Guess what? try the LEKKI CONSERVATION PARK, in Lekki,
Lagos, Nigeria. It is going to be the walk of your life. For real! You guys
will walk.
I had a trip with two
of “my besties” and I knew our friendship will last after this lifetime coz we
walked through that crazy swampy forest, looking a monkeys and most times just
trees. Hearing the crickets scream! ( Yes o!, it didn’t sound like chirping to
me)
Climbing the rope bridge but due to
reasons unexplained e.g. We didn’t
want to die with the “oyinbos” a.k.a. White people in front of us at the bridge,
so we had to turn back. There were pleasant surprises at the end of the path.
We got to the park with barbecues spots, gigantic chess
boards, snake and ladders, monopoly.
I was excited to see the”Koi” fish; they
were so big and colorful. Yeah! the
tortoises were there and peacocks but the fish won the show for such a journey.
There were lovely huts with gorgeous chairs and tables. You can bring you own
food and have a picnic even a party.
Enough space to have a quiet time with the lady in your
life. How much did it cost to trek more than one kilometer and get the paradise
experience? Just N1000 per head.
Budget:
- Gate fee; N1000 per head
- food drinks: N2000 per head (make sandwiches or buy snacks, don't go for pure water. that's too cheap)
- Transport( by bus): N3000 (it could be less)
- Total amounts to :N7000-N10,000.
Hmm! Your lady? if she is the one you want to spend the rest
of your life with. Oh! You will know for sure, if she will stay the long hull
with you, if/when she completes that journey without killing you in the forest
*wink*.
Have an amazing,
simple and affordable lifestyle guys. Get inspired!
